Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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