Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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