you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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