is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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