Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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