I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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