he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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foreskin is a definite game changer
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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