Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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