I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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