gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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