I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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