sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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