i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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