I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
okay pat passed out under dana's car
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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