Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
