I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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