THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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