I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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