new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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