Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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