STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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