You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i may or may not be watching the land before time
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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