So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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