We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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