just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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