grandma shit on top of the toilet
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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