what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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