It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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