how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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