How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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