i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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