The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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