grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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