Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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