ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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