she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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