Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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