My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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