I wanna passion pit in your ass
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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