why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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