take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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