if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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