You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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