question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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