OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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