She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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