At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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