Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
