Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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