He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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