im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
last night I used snow as a chaser
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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