I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Well I just put wine in my tea
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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