Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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