dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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