Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
