Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We just shotgunned beers for America
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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