hotel room ftw
worst night to have a conscience
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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