YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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